Laughing Addicts

twinkslayer2007:

i really hope this guy wakes up soon

twinkslayer2007:

i really hope this guy wakes up soon

(Source: dolphinboy89, via totodlie)

merasmus:

this dog is cooler than most people i know

merasmus:

this dog is cooler than most people i know

(Source: siberianhl, via thequeenmaureen)

consultinggodlokiholmes:

jaquaid:


I’m not gonna kill anybody with a sack of flour.

well not with that attitude

consultinggodlokiholmes:

jaquaid:

I’m not gonna kill anybody with a sack of flour.

well not with that attitude

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(Source: percybeth, via thequeenmaureen)

jaufea:

jaufea:

the curtains are drawn in my livingroom, but the rest of the furniture is real

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(Source: cryplaystheworld, via gabrielbabe)

pandapeza:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

IT ALSO HAS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONES OMG

(via gabrielbabe)

the-halloween-submaureen:

cr4zyb3autiful:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS THING FOR A SECOND

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LIKE ITS SO MACHO FOR A VEGETABLE

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I MEAN ITS A FUCKING CARROT SPIRIT

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LOOK AT THAT FACE. LOOK AT IT.

That’s the swag carrot.

(via thequeenmaureen)

monobeartheater:

winkyfacesgetyouinkinkyplaces:

How I think I look running:

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How I actually look:

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does anyone else remember those kids in elementary school who would run like naruto to make it seem like they were going super fast

(Source: uchiha-booty, via thequeenmaureen)

lokis-army-at-221b:

MY MOTHER WAS JUST YELLING AND MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER SAID “WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON”

I SHIT YOU NOT

(Source: lokis-army-at-221b, via unlucky--clover)